Virtual Blonde Jokes

Hey y'all, I'm Tammy and I'm more than just a pretty face. All you fellas say you like a girl with a good sense of humor, so I'd like to think I'm the complete package. I have dozens and dozens of jokes, so sit back and let me impress you with my unique brand of humor.

Virtual Blonde Jokes is a joke app like no other. You get to hear every side-splitting joke told by moi', your own personal blondie. Simply click the joke button and I will tell you about the funny moments from my crazy days and some of my favorite jokes. The handsome fellas at Inner Four went scouring the world for the world's best blonde joke teller and found me, so know that you will only hear the best blonde jokes around.

Here's a small sampling of the jokes I have in store.

I painted my room last week and it came out REALLY good. I think it was because I was wearing two fur coats. What? The can said "For best results, put on two coats."

I was going to Disney land a few years ago and when I was driving there I saw a sign that said "Disney land left" so I did not get to see Shamu.

Hey! Wanna hear me Cheerlead? " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

I remember one time I locked my keys in the car and could not get the door unlocked and the interior ended up getting soaked because the top was down.

When I heard 90% of accidents occur around the home I moved to a safer area. I did not realize how many bad drivers live near me.

I hate walking past the medicine cabinet at home because I have to tip-toe so I don't wake up the sleeping pills

Blonde Jokes works with all models of the iPhone and the iPod Touch.

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