Could I Be a Selfish Narcissist Jerk?

★★★★★ DIRECTIONS: Use application once per week, for six contiguous weeks, making note of each week's results.

✓ The “Could I be a selfish narcissist jerk?” application is a carefully tuned psychological questionnaire and analysis system for non-medical use only.

✓ Usage of this application on a sustained basis, when paired with proper note-taking, will shed light on the grandiosity, ego-centrism, and selfishness of an individual.

✓ This is a comprehensive self-test application, however it is not a medical device, and does not replace nor is it a substitute for psychological therapy or drug therapy.

When launched, the application asks the user a set of interrelated questions based on a rubric developed by clinical professionals, on topics ranging from how one treats others to how one feels about themselves and potential problems in interpersonal relationships.

Many people suffer symptoms of narcissism, yet often these people are unaware of the implications of their symptoms. By using the “Could I be a selfish narcissist jerk?” App, users whom the application identifies as being at risk for narcissism may be prompted to seek further evaluation and treatment. Although outcome of the application is not a diagnosis, the results may be useful for both interpersonal relationships and practical self-knowledge.